Act One
East Coast: Yeah, hi. Where are the carts?
West Coast: Right behind you. They sure are easy to miss, aren't they?
East Coast: I meant baskets. Where are the baskets? I don't need a whole cart.
West Coast: Here, you can have mine.
(East Coast walks away but West Coast doesn't notice. West Coast continues speaking). Someone must have left it...you know people leave their baskets lying around all the time, they really should move them or someone could have a nasty spill --
Act Two
West Coast: Would you like a sample of our Trader Joe's Morning blend coffee? It's a nice medium bodied -- West Coast: The organic bananas are the best.
East Coast: I gotta pay twenty cents more for smaller, bruised bananas?
West Coast: Oh, they're not too bruised. Plus it's so much better to buy organic.
East Coast: I'll just go to the street vendor.
East Coast: I gotta pay twenty cents more for smaller, bruised bananas?
West Coast: Oh, they're not too bruised. Plus it's so much better to buy organic.
East Coast: I'll just go to the street vendor.
Act Three
East Coast: (cutting WC off) Milk and sugar.
West Coast: Oh, you do that yourself right over there.
East Coast: Forget it then.
